welcome to paradise

2spookycamper:

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Don’t—

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BULLSHIT ME.

AUGH!!

THE FUCK, DUDE?!

WHY— …!!

….Sssshhhhhit….fuck.

2spookycamper:

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It’s not cool to steal other beds either. Ffucking walk in thinking you can take everything’s yours. 

All ffor one, none ffor all.

W-well…Ahem. Well, I would’ve totally given it back nice and easy if you’d shown some manners, y’know. You didn’t even say the magic word!

Rude people don’t get to have top bunks, so I’m gonna hold onto it until you learn to be nice. Trust me, I’m doing you a favor.

2spookycamper:

You’re still on my bed. Get offf.

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Or lose a kneecap.

WHOA THERE

What the hell is your problem?! It’s not cool to shank people over a stupid bed, calm down!

2spookycamper:

Ffinders keepers?

Losers are weepers…

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What would you lose to weep?

Did you just call me a los—

!!

2spookycamper:

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Nice bed.

Too bad it’s not yours.

Well, finders keepers. Don’t see anyone’s name on it.

2spookycamper:

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…Nice mask.

2spookycamper:

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…Uh, can I help you, mate?

camprocky:

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…meh, it could be worse.

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…Man, what a lonely little top bunk that is.

…meh, it could be worse.

…Man, what a lonely little top bunk that is.

Psh, sure punk. Just hopin’ your smart remarks are as good your talent.

You’ll see soon enough.